she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I have feelings that need drinking.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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