I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
im on a boat
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