so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have fence marks all over my body
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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