Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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