I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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