It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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