I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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