im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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