The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize