Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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