so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think people are normalizing furries
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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