I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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