I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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