We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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