You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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