I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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