I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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