ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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