Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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