quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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