Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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