Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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