Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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