would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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