I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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