awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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