Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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