New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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