Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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