I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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