we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Text me some of your sweat
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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