try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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