Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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