oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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