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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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