but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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