God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She even gives head with a lisp.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She's the barista slut.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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