well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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