I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
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i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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