Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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