I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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