i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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