just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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