I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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