I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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