if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
