Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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organizing the empties. That sober.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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