this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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