Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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