we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
porn star boner night. come get it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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