"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
