do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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