At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
