You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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